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The 10 Most Excellent Reasons to Attack Iran
« on: February 22, 2012, 06:40:24 PM »
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Column: David Swanson

The 10 Most Excellent Reasons to Attack Iran

By David Swanson
February 20, 2012
http://warisacrime.org/content/10-most-excellent-reasons-attack-iran

1. Iran has threatened to fight back if attacked, and that's a war crime. War crimes must be punished.

2. My television says Iran has nukes. I'm sure it's true this time. Just like with North Korea. I'm sure they're next. We only bomb places that really truly have nukes and are in the Axis of Evil. Except Iraq, which was different.

3. Iraq didn't go so badly. Considering how lousy its government is, the place is better off with so many people having left or died. Really, that one couldn't have worked out better if we'd planned it.

4. When we threaten to cut off Iran's oil, Iran threatens to cut off Iran's oil, which is absolutely intolerable. What would we do without that oil? And what good is buying it if they want to sell it?

5. Iran was secretly behind 9-11. I read it online. And if it wasn't, that's worse. Iran hasn't attacked another nation in centuries, which means its next attack is guaranteed to be coming very soon.

6. Iranians are religious nuts, unlike Israelis and Americans. Most Israelis don't want to attack Iran, but the Holy Israeli government does. To oppose that decision would be to sin against God.

7. Iranians are so stupid that when we murder their scientists they try to hire a car dealer in Texas to hire a drug gang in Mexico to murder a Saudi ambassador in Washington, and then they don't do it -- just to make us look bad for catching them.

7. b. Oh, and stupid people should be bombed. They're not civilized.

8. War is good for the U.S. economy, and the Iranian economy too. Troops stationed in Iran would buy stuff. And women who survived the war would have more rights. Like in Virginia. We owe Iranians this after that little mishap in 1953.

9. This is the only way to unite the region. Either we bomb Iran and it swears its eternal love to us. Or, if necessary, we occupy Iran to liberate it like its neighbors. Which shouldn't take long. Look how well Afghanistan is going already.

10. They won't give our drone back. Enough said.

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David Swanson is the author of "When the World Outlawed War," "War Is A Lie" and "Daybreak: Undoing the Imperial Presidency and Forming a More Perfect Union." He blogs at http://davidswanson.org and http://warisacrime.org and works for the online activist organization http://rootsaction.org. He hosts Talk Nation Radio.


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The 10 Most Excellent Reasons to Attack Iran
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2012, 08:49:51 PM »
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reason # 11: The Iranian never aknowledged their huge responsability in the holocaust and never proposed to pay $reparations to Israel and the poor Jews. If Iran had purchased massive quantities of US military equipment and train a decent army 30 years before Hitler came to power perhaps they could dispatch several divisions in Poland 40 years later and prevent Hitler from winning.
reason: #12:  Khuzestan is too small, it neads to be detached from Iran and be democratically ruled by an oil sheik who spend all the oil cash $$ in Western casinos
reason #13: The US total debt is just 16 $trillion, it's not a round number like 30 $trillion
reason #14: My neighborhood called me an anti-semite and I want to prove that he is wrong. I'm just an idiot.
reason #15: The economy of Iran is too diversified, the Persian should focus only in fields where they excel, like making carpets and cats
reason #16: At least you could blame Iran for the subsequent economic collapse rather than decades of mismanagement and budget deficits in the West
reason #17:  According to many pro-Israeli analysts, if the West doesn't attack Iran, Israel could launch an attack alone with nukes and that would bring WWIII so only the West can prevent WWIII by attacking first. After all, Israel is on the verge of bombing Iran, like in 2011, like in 2010, like in 2009, like in 2008, like... even in 1995.
reason #18: Iran is a mortal threat for the world because it's too powerfull. But taking it would be a cakewalk.
reason #19: As A US analyst pointed out, the Iranians refuse to recognize that historically the name is "American Gulf"
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Re: The 10 Most Excellent Reasons to Attack Iran
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2012, 08:59:55 PM »
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this is excellent rouz. :) thanks for posting this.

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Re: The 10 Most Excellent Reasons to Attack Iran
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2012, 09:53:41 PM »
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Rouz you crack me up bro with this article... Thanx for sharing
You are once again threatened my beloved homeland,
I shall defend you until the last breath,
We embrace death if that's what it takes to save you, we have lived by Bushido code all along.

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« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2012, 11:54:02 AM »
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wtf of course were going to fight back if were attacked. How the hell can that be a reason to attack Iran?
Tavanaa Bovad Har Ke Danaa Bovad - Ferdowsi
If I sit silently I have sinned - Mossadegh

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« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2012, 03:38:41 PM »
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wtf of course were going to fight back if were attacked. How the hell can that be a reason to attack Iran?

Are you a retard?

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Re: The 10 Most Excellent Reasons to Attack Iran
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2012, 04:54:17 PM »
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lool..

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« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2012, 11:56:30 PM »
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Are you a retard?

How does that make me a retard?

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Re: The 10 Most Excellent Reasons to Attack Iran
« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2012, 12:52:58 AM »
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How does that make me a retard?

Cuz itīs  sarcasm.. The whole article 

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« Reply #9 on: February 25, 2012, 01:04:47 AM »
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hahahaha oh okok now I do feel retarded. I saw the american name and persumed that was his actual views.

 

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